Worst Job I've Ever Seen (Have Your Cake and Eat It Too)

Keep in mind minimum wage here is $8.60

Title: Live-in caregiver

Terms of Employment: Permanent, Full Time, Shift, Weekend, Night

Salary: $8.60 Hourly for 40 hours per week

Anticipated Start Date: As soon as possible

Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia (1 vacancy)

Skill Requirements:

Education: Completion of college/CEGEP/vocational or technical training

Credentials (certificates, licences, memberships, courses, etc.): First Aid Certificate, Red Cross Babysitting course, Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR) Certificate, Canadian Red Cross Society (CRCS) Swimming Certification

Experience: 1 year to less than 2 years

Languages: Speak English, Read English, Write English

Children's Ages: Toddler to pre-school (1 - 3 years), School age (6 - 12 years)

Experience with Special Needs Children: Allergies

Work Setting: Employer's home

Specific Skills: Supervise and care for children, Bathe, dress and feed infants and children, Prepare infants and children for rest periods, Help children with homework, Organize, activities such as games and outings for children, Prepare craft materials and assist children to use them, Instruct children in personal hygiene and social development, Read to children, Prepare and serve nutritious meals, Sterilize bottles, prepare formulas and change diapers for infants, Shop for food and household supplies, Wash, iron and press clothing and household linens, Perform light housekeeping and cleaning duties, Assume full responsibility for household in absence of parents, Travel with family on trips and assist with child supervision and housekeeping duties, Maintain a safe and healthy environment in the home, Tend to emotional well-being of children, Discipline children according to the methods requested by the parents, Take children to and from school and to appointments, Keep records of daily activities and health information regarding children

Security and Safety: Basic security clearance, Confidential security clearance, Criminal record check, Child abuse registry check, Child welfare check, Driving record check (abstract)

Transportation/Travel Information: Own transportation, Own vehicle, Willing to travel, Willing to travel regularly, Valid driver's licence, Public transportation is not available

Work Location Information: Work in employer's/client's home, Room and board provided, Willing to relocate

Essential Skills: Reading text, Document use, Writing, Oral communication, Working with others, Problem solving, Decision making, Critical thinking, Job task planning and organizing, Significant use of memory, Finding information, Computer use, Continuous learning

Other Information:Room and board of $65/wk to be deducted from wages.

Maybe this'll help:
Midterm1 H-done
Midterm2 H-done
Midterm3 H
Midterm4 H
Final H

Midterm1 B-done
Midterm2 B
Midterm3 B
Final B

Midterm1 P-done
Midterm2 P
Final P

Assg1 Hs-done
Assg2 Hs-done
Assg3 Hs-done
Assg4 Hs-done
Assg5 Hs
Assg6 Hs
Assg7 Hs
Assg8 Hs
Prs1 Hs-done, did me no good
Prs2 Hs
Prs2-2 Hs


No, this is horrible

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Not so much raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Job hunt

Well, I got a job. Today was my first day. Can't go into detail, though, because I changed my bedtime to 11 pm so that I can get up at 6. 11 pm is not very far off.

Man, I had a crazy day, filled with all kinds of running and lengthy walks. It's ok, though, I made up for it by having mad amounts of ice cream and rice krispie lump and pie and Indian dessert and iced cappuccino, etc, etc.

New phone #: 431-6235

Let's say an old woman, living on her own, dies. What would happen to the rolls of toilet paper left behind? Would someone inherit those? Or would they be thrown away on principle?

I'm going to Ecuador tomorrow.

All-nighter packing? Yeah, that's my kinda game. Currently paying the consequences of my playful ways.

The last few days, all I've been doing, all day long, is blowing my nose. Every now and then, the nose-blowing will be punctuated by moments of packing and the occasional nasal explosion (sneeze). It's a good thing I have allergies to keep me busy, otherwise I suppose I'd languish in my room, with nothing to do but the minor tasks of clearing out my extremely cluttered room, and saying goodbye to people who I won't see for more than a month (and, knowing some of them, probably won't communicate with for that same length of time).
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I'm throwing it all out! Everything! Even my 5to curso stuff! But before I do so, I'd just like to say...I was a surprisingly good student! [strangely, more so in Chem than Bio] Here I always considered myself mediocre. Sweeeet.

I also threw out a bunch of my old gel pens.

Jajaja, MB+ on our Meiosis work. Of course.
Awww. All the labs I stressed so much over. Honestly, work in university is about the same level as my grade 11 Bio labs. It's kinda sad throwing all this out....still, it's gotta go!

Partenogenesis! My favourite!


Ok, so I couldn't handle throwing out my bio notebook stuff. That's ok.